...which explains why boobs go south (I know fellas, we hate it too)....but that is not where I am going...that is WAY to aggressive for 10:05 a.m. A small side rant before I get to my main point here. I just looked at the picture I posted of me in the Yankees hat (see below) and realized my face looks like a pumpkin on a stick. Apparently, Marthe` needs to scale back on the face tanner!! Jiminy! My body looks as pale as Nicole Kidman's bum and my face as orange as Donald Trump! Note to self: Step away from the self tanner! Next you'll find me coloring in my freckles with a brown make-up pencil. HELLO RAGGEDY ANNE! So, let's just pretend that picture was a result of me playing around with Photoshop and that the Jack-O-Lantern you see really isn't me - because in person it's not that obvious.....well, I hope....
I am finally in a great place in my life! It has taken me two years to get here, 3 trips back and forth to NYC, 2 trips to Miami, a Lexus I can't afford, and meeting all the wrong people at the wrong times. However, because of that I can appreciate what I have now, and the serendipity of meeting JC, who came into my life when I least expected it. How could I resist someone that sings, "Good Morning GOOOOOOD MOOORNING," at 5:45 a.m and gets away with it.... I couldn't - and hate everything before 9AM. Move over Cinderella, because I am about to start my fairytale....ha ha, okay I have always wanted to say that!!! I will have some wine with that cheese.
They say the grass is always greener on the other side, well my grass...(and wouldn't you like to know) - umm, no, not that grass but nice try.....my grass is most definitely green and there is no other place I want to be right now. Of course, I wish I had more money, shoes, sephora products and manicures that don't chip two minutes after leaving the salon but hell, I'm happy....even giddy you might say! Jealous, you should be....well maybe not of the orange thing I have going on over here.
Moral of the story is: Kiddies, if you're down ...and you hang in there, eventually things will go up and you'll notice you are finally ON the other side, where the grass is well, GREEN, I Promise.
I am finally in a great place in my life! It has taken me two years to get here, 3 trips back and forth to NYC, 2 trips to Miami, a Lexus I can't afford, and meeting all the wrong people at the wrong times. However, because of that I can appreciate what I have now, and the serendipity of meeting JC, who came into my life when I least expected it. How could I resist someone that sings, "Good Morning GOOOOOOD MOOORNING," at 5:45 a.m and gets away with it.... I couldn't - and hate everything before 9AM. Move over Cinderella, because I am about to start my fairytale....ha ha, okay I have always wanted to say that!!! I will have some wine with that cheese.
They say the grass is always greener on the other side, well my grass...(and wouldn't you like to know) - umm, no, not that grass but nice try.....my grass is most definitely green and there is no other place I want to be right now. Of course, I wish I had more money, shoes, sephora products and manicures that don't chip two minutes after leaving the salon but hell, I'm happy....even giddy you might say! Jealous, you should be....well maybe not of the orange thing I have going on over here.
Moral of the story is: Kiddies, if you're down ...and you hang in there, eventually things will go up and you'll notice you are finally ON the other side, where the grass is well, GREEN, I Promise.
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