I believe ... as a female... you know you are in love when you can fart in front of your man. I dont mean the, " Oh I have to go to the bathroom... I will be right back" excuse or the hope that it is silent fart under the covers when you two are canoodling on the couch.
I remember when Ryan and I were first dating, I would hold it all night long ... worst stomach pains and loud noises...thinking my stomach was being attacked by Gremlins. The only time that was safe was when he was asleep. I would pretend I was "sleeping"....okay I can hear him breathing heavy...once he started snoring I knew it was a sign to be me. Fart as loud as I want,....hell scratch my ass if need be....I could do all those gross things ....
Now that we are engaged, I can be me...smelly me. I can fart in front of him and not pretend it was my shoe making that noise or that his dog did it. Ladies it is a beautiful thing!
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